Biters Anonymous


Hi, my name's mcgrew and I'm a biter.
Biters Anonymous is a crowd of losers who share their experience, roflcopters and lolerskates with each other that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover from the ravages of biting trolls.
The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop biting.
There are no dues or fees for BA membership; we are self-supporting through our own contributions. BA is not allied with any sect, denomination, politics, organization or institution or endorses nor opposes any causes.
Our primary purpose is to stay troll-free and help other Biters to achieve bitelessness and not feed the trolls.
 
Step 1: We admitted we were powerless over biting that our bites had become unmanageable
 
Step 2: Came to believe that a poster greater than ourselves could return our lollerskates
 
Step 3: Made a decision to turn our stories and our diaries over to the care of Rusty and His admins
 
Step 4: Use the <li> operator or risk being called a lamer by trolls, tempting you to bite
 
Step 5: We must never ever be at all honest with anybody evar.
 
Step 6: I am not a step, I am a free man!
 
Step 7: Craps
 
Step 8: Stop giving a shit.
 
Step 9: Step 9: Step 9: Step 9:
 
Step 10: You still didn't follow step 4 yet, lamer
 
Step 11: Mind your own damned business
 
Step 12: Shut off the fucking computer and go outside for God's sake!
 

Poll
I am a...
Troll
Biter
Lurker
Contributor
rmg
I don't know
admin
wipo

12%
4%
32%
8%
24%
16%
0%
4%
Apr 22, 2005
 
By this time, Rusty had pretty much abandoned K5, spending his time at the new site, and left K5 to the care of his admins.
This was unfortunate. A particular admin, Pete Jongular, pissed me off enough that I never went back. Apparently I wasn't the only one he pissed off, because the place is a ghost town now.
The following two articles were posted at the now defunct mcgrew.info and seen by very few.
And then I rediscovered slashdot, who now had journals!
Nov 15, 2014
 

 


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